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1. Beanz Meanz Beanz (3/29/73)
2. Song: "Ring around your finger, rope around your neck"
   (Benny, Ladybirds, Orange Blossom Sound)
   (first broadcast in U.K. on 2/22/73; opening musical number)
3. The Crimson Shadow 1: "Underwear" (2/22/73)
4. Billy Epstein (vibrating voice) (2/22/73)
5. Chocolate Cream 1: "I can't break it" (2/22/73)
6. Liberace (2/22/73)
7. Crimson Shadow 2: "In England we drink tea"
   (Benny and Pat Ashton) (2/22/73)
8. Hai Karachi (2/22/73)
9. Chocolate Cream 2: "Falling Vase" (2/22/73)
10. Crimson Shadow 3: "Sword" (2/22/73)
11. Newscaster: Broken Glasses (1/26/77)
12. Nor Iron Bars A Cage: Escaped Convicts
    (feat. Benny, Jackie Wright, Eddie Connor and Sue Upton) (1/26/77)
13. Chimpy Dog Food: 2P Off (with Rita Webb) (1/26/77)
14. Poetry Corner: "They Said That It Could Not Be Done" (3/29/73)
15. Benny: "How does he do it?" (Knife in back) (1/26/77)
16. Close: The Beach - Jackie Wright goes bodybuilding (1/26/77)

1. Benny: "She's Big!! /Smoooth Bald Head ("Pub Bore")
   (12/22/71)
   (NOTE: the underlined title in parentheses is what A&E Home Video's DVD compilation of Hill's 1969-71 shows called this sketch)
2. Song: "Gypsy Rock" (12/22/71 opening number)
3. Spot Black (Pool): Hurricane Hill vs. Henry McGee
   (also w/Lesley Goldie) (12/5/73)
4. Capitano & Prisoner 1: "sexy pictures of your wife…" (12/5/73)
5. Hospital X-Ray (Benny & Bella Emberg) (12/5/73)
6. Manollo: "a hand…" (Benny & Bella Emberg) (12/5/73)
7. Crystal Ball (Bob & Henry McGee) (12/5/73)
8. Juvenile Delinquent (12/5/73)
9. Capitano & Prisoner 2: "sorry, wrong number…" (12/5/73)
10. Red China (Bob and Henry) (12/5/73)
11. Manollo: "fishcakes…" (12/5/73)
12. Date: "No means yes…?" (12/5/73)
13. Capitano & Prisoner 3: "the old fat bag…" (12/5/73)
14. Adultery: "Avon calling…" (Benny, Bob & Kay Frazer) (12/5/73)
15. Capitano & Prisoner 4: "No tasty food for 4 days…" (12/5/73)
16. Painters: singing to radio (12/5/73)
17. Sunbright Lemon Liquid (12/5/73)
18. Dates: "Short & Tall" (12/5/73)
19. The Great British Dancing Finals (12/27/73)
20. Batman (A drink) (12/27/73)
21. Zeek & Lem 1: "How's the wife…?"
    (Benny, Bob & Malou Cartwright) (12/27/73)
22. New Baby: "His father's eyes…"
    (Benny, Andree Melly & Lesley Goldie) (12/27/73)
23. Zeek & Lem 2: "I came to mend the roof" (12/27/73)
24. Hospital: Specimen (Benny & Andree Melly) (12/27/73)
25. Zeek & Lem 3:
    "My wife closes her eyes when we make love…" (12/27/73)
26. Miss Dimpton on Sea (Clovissa Newcombe) (12/22/71)
27. Close: Female Bobbies (12/22/71; w/ original closing credits)

1. Minister: "Don't jump, my son…" (12/17/75)
2. Cinema, The Vintage Years: "Passengers Of Love" (3/24/71)
3. Autumn Fashion Parade 1
   (Benny & Trudi Van Doorn as models, Hugh Paddick as commentator) (10/25/72)
4. Travel Ad 1: "I've got 2 38's" (Benny & Trudi Van Doorn) (10/25/72)
5. Autumn Fashion Parade 2
   (Benny & Gypsie Kemp as models, Hugh Paddick as commentator) (10/25/72)
6. Travel Ad 2: "I've got 747's" (10/25/72)
7. Woodstick (Song: "Big daddy's Alabamy-bound") (10/25/72)
8. Song: "Lover, Come Back to Me" (Benny and Pat Ashton) (2/22/73)
9. Close: Wheel Chair
   (Ol' Man Benny; w/Jackie, Lesley Goldie & Sue Bond)
   (3/24/71; w/ part of original closing credits)

1. Unfaithful Wife (3/24/71)
2. Song: "Lulu-Belle"
   (w/Jackie & Leanne Robinson) (12/17/75 opening number)
3. Pearl & Plain prevents: "Shopping Center" (12/17/75)
4. Children and apologies:
   "He comes back now and again to apologize" (12/17/75)
5. Execution (12/17/75)
6. Mustache (Benny & Dilys Watling) (12/17/75)
7. Railway Station Medley: (3/29/73)
   1. "The Runaway Train"
   2. "Widdlecome Fair"
   3. "Baby lover"
   4. "Gather In The Mushrooms"
   5. "Slow March Of The Railway Boar"
8. Candid Camera from
   "One Night Video Stand"
   (2/23/77)
9. Close: Dept. Store: "The age of Aquarius"
   (3/29/73; w/original closing credits)

1. Lottery Terminal Lover (Benny & Bob Todd)
   from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 2" (10/25/72)
2. Lance 'Juggler' Vane & Cherry - Lana & her performing men
   (9/24/75)
3. Song: Eddie Buchanan: "Going Nowhere"
   (9/24/75 opening number)
4. Mr. Scuttle & Eddie: "Somethin' 'Bout You Baby I Like"
   (Ink breast in hotel) / Dibbles Health Farm (9/24/75)
5. Hair Ad (w/Jon Jon Keefe) (03/29/73)
6. The British Army (ad) (03/29/73)
7. Midnight in Soho (Topless Bar) w/Song: "Love For Sale"
   (also feat. Anna Dawson, Diana Darvey, Lee Gibson) (3/12/75)
8. Record store: toilet paper (9/24/75)
9. Flu injections (9/24/75)
10. Bus stop (9/24/75?)
11. Close: Bus stop mannequin (9/24/75; w/original closing credits)

1. The Amazing Kreskin (w/Lorna Nathan as assistant)
   from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (12/17/75)
2. Song: "The Egg Marketing Board Tango" (3/24/71 opening number)
3. The Messenger (3/24/71)
4. Benny explains the making of the show and television: costume, scripts (3/24/71)
5. "French For Starters": Claude and beautiful French girl
   (Bettine Le Beau) (3/24/71)
6. Benny & Bob: golfing
   (edit from Scuttle Channel Tunnel sketch) (12/27/73)
7. Tea or Coffee… sugar…milk? (12/27/73)
8. Berlin Youth Choir Recital:
   German song group led by Benny (10/25/72)
9. Close: Men's toilet (10/25/72)

1. Shoelace and stickup: Manollo
   (Benny, Bob & Barbara Wise) (12/5/73)
2. Benny, Jackie & Eddie with Female Dancer
   (prob. Lorna Nathan) - Song: "Tonight You'll Be Mine" (12/17/75)
3. The Dance: Guys & Gals Ballroom Dancing (12/17/75)
4. Mr. Scuttle & Henry McGee:
   Scuttle the Security Guard & Rex + film (2/22/73)
5. Date: Contact lens (Benny & Jenny Lee-Wright) (12/27/72)
6. Duet 1: Benny & (Pat Ashton) (12/27/72)
7. Cruise: "Don't jump!! (Benny, Pat Ashton & Diana King) (12/27/72)
8. "Knock Three Times…" (12/27/72)
9. Bad Closeups & Directing 1 (w/Pat Ashton) (12/27/72)
10. Duet 2: "Forgotten words" (w/Pat Ashton) (12/27/72)
11. Bad Closeups & Directing 2 (12/27/72)
12. Duet 3: "Falling In Love With Love"
    (Bad Key) (w/Pat Ashton) (12/27/72)
13. Clumsy dancer (12/27/72)
14. Bad close-ups & directing 3 (12/27/72)
15. Close: Scottish Adulterers (yakkety-sax)
    (Benny, Henry & Helli Louise)
    (2/22/73; w/original closing credits)

1. The Deputy: "make sure he's dead…" (5/30/78)
2. Song: "The ashes on the dust-bin of your mind"
   (10/25/72 opening number)
3. Fairly Liquid 1 (Benny & Lee Gibson) (3/29/73)
4. Streetlight dancers: outtake #1 (3/29/73)
5. Blooper: "Drink to old Vienna" 1 (3/29/73)
6. Streetlight dancers: outtake #2 (3/29/73)
7. Fairly Liquid 2 (Benny & Trudi Van Doorn) (3/29/73)
8. Blooper: "Drink to old Vienna" 2 (3/29/73)
9. Fairly Liquid 3: "little girl Benny…" (3/29/73)
10. Lean on my crutch: monologue from
    "The Naughty Early Years: Set 2" (3/29/73)
11. Casanova from "One Night Video Stand" (3/23/77)
12. Song: "At The Streaker's Ball" from
    "One Night Video Stand" (3/23/77)

1. Matches for sale
   (edit from "Villain of the Year Award" sketch) (2/23/77)
2. Programming Line-up (3/23/77)
3. Starsky & Hutch from "One Night Video Stand"
   (w/Jackie as Huggy Bear; also feat. Rita Webb and Lorraine Doyle) (3/23/77)
4. International Moments of Television: (all from 12/22/71)
   1. German Soldiers "Es Ist Eine Mann's Leif in der Deutch Armee"
   (also feat. Bob, Ronnie Brody and Carol Mills)
   2. Model Display - British (Benny & Bettine Le Beau)
   3. Dirty Doll Winder 1 - British
   (Benny, Kay Frazer, Clovissa Newcombe and Johnny Greenland)
   4. Brillo Pad - German
   5. Dirty Doll Winder 2 - French
   (Benny, Bob, Kay Frazer and Clovissa Newcombe)
   6. Tennis - German - Balmolive Soap (ad)
   (Benny, Mia Martin and John Trayhorn)
   7. Flamenco Guitarist 1 - Spanish (Benny & Bob)
   8. The Black Theatre - British
   (Benny, Bob and Kay Frazer)
   *NOTE: later remade in "Monte Carbolic Show" sketch
   9. Calais Soap Ad (Stand-In) (w/Carol Mills)
   10. Flamenco Guitarist 2 - Spanish (Benny & Bob)
   11. Bra Ad - German
   
5. "Girls, Girls, Girls" from "One Night Video Stand" (3/23/77)
   1. "Girls, Girls, Girls" (w/Suzy Mandel)
   2. "Somethin' 'Bout You Baby I Like" (w/Anne Bruzac, a.k.a. 'Froggie')
   3. "When The Saints Go Marchin' In"

1. Stick-Up: from "Villain Of The Year Award" (2/23/77)
2. Song: "Mad About You"
   (Lee Gibson; Benny on various instruments) (3/29/73)
3. A Feast on the Beach (a.k.a. "I Have To Watch My Figure")
   (w/Dilys Watling) from "One Night Video Stand"
   & "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (3/23/77)
4. Deep In My Heart on Television in Wide-Screen
   (a.k.a. Pan And Scan) (Benny, Jackie and Dilys Watling)
   from "One Night Video Stand" and
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (3/23/77)
5. Mattress Ad (feat. Eddie Buchanan & Lorraine Doyle) (3/23/77)
6. Victorian Scandals
   (w/Henry, Jenny Lee-Wright and Rita Webb) (2/23/77)
7. Boy Scouts Campground
   (Benny & Jackie; also feat. Ken Sedd & Jenny Westbrook) (2/23/77)

1. German Soldier
   (Benny, Bob and Jenny Lee-Wright) (3/22/72)
2. Song: "Give Me An Older Woman Every Time"
   (12/27/73 opening number)
3. Hospital Ward: Charley Gray's Birthday (Nurse "Can-Can")
   (also feat. Carol Mills, Lesley Goldie, Jackie, Bob, Jim Tyson, Verne Morgan and Yvonne Paul) (3/22/72)
4. "Deputy" talks about Airplanes & duet: "Those Days" - Benny and Ladybird Marian Davies (3/22/72)
5. The "Mirror": Benny & The Ballerina (3/29/73)
6. Close: Dimpton Health & Sun Club
   (3/12/75; w/ original closing credits)

1. Mighty Deodorant for Men (3/12/75)
2. Song: "The Rose of El Paso" (3/12/75 opening number)
3. Aboriginal Blow-Pipe: "Who's going to suck the poison out"
   (Benny as Rolf Harris, w/ Lee Gibson) (3/12/75)
4. Horse Races: Cut Throat (Benny and Patrick Newell) (3/12/75)
5. Digger Blue: Private Eye (5/30/78)
6. Music Festival direction
   (w/Bob, Zienia Merton, Jenny Lee-Wright, Nicholas Parsons, Robert Howe, Lesley Goldie, Penny Meredith, Yvonne Paul, Jose Stewart, Jim Tyson, Geraldine Burnett and Jackie) (3/22/72)
7. "Deputy" talks about Airplanes & duet: "Those Days"
   Benny and Ladybird Marian Davies
8. The State of The Nation: Suicide
   (also feat. Bob and Kay Frazer) (12/5/73)
9. Kojak: Jack and Jill
   (Benny, Henry, Jackie, Eddie Buchanan and Dilys Watling) (12/17/75)
10. Close: Olympic Training Area
    (12/17/75; w/ original closing credits)

1. Tree Fellers from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (01/08/75)
2. Monologue & Song:
   "The Island Of Waikiki" with Diana Darvey (1/8/75)
3. The Reluctant Bridegroom (a.k.a. The Wedding) from "One Night Video Stand"
   and "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (Benny, feat. Rita Webb, Ken Sedd, Jenny Lee-Wright and Eddie Buchanan) (2/23/77)
4. Pam's People
   (Benny, Henry, Bob, Jackie and Earl Adair in drag) (3/12/75)
5. The Bionic Baby (1/26/77)
6. Close: Fruit Stand thieves and Chase Scene
   (1/8/75; w/ original closing credits)

1. Benny's Cling Seal from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 2" (12/5/73)
2. Song: "Wild Women" (3/22/72 opening number)
3. Mr. Scuttle and the Army Band, Gardener's Park Ballet: (12/5/73)
   1. The Flower (Benny, Johnny Greenland and Kay Frazer)
   2. Benny and the guys
   3. Garbage Collection
   4. Kitchen Orchestra (w/Jon Jon Keefe, Henry and Lesley Goldie)
   5. Ticket Man (Benny, Kay Frazer, Bob and Bella Emberg)
   6. Fight
4. Nicholas Parson's talks to the Children:
   "She's A Na-kid" (also w/Lesley Goldie) (3/22/72)
5. Song: "Little Things Mean A Lot"
   (w/Pamela Cundell) (3/22/72)
6. Monologue: "Fishermen" Lakeside Park with Jack and Bob (3/22/72)
7. Song: "Harvest Of Love" (3/22/72)
8. Close: Escaped Convict (3/22/72)

1. Dearest Heart (Leather)
   (Benny w/Henry and Helli Louise) (2/22/73)
2. Song: "Portable TV Set" (Benny and Jenny Lee-Wright) (12/27/72)
   1. Ironside (Benny, Bob, Jimmy Thompson and Pat Ashton)
   2. Cooking Show
   3. Sunday Best
   4. The Ladybirds (Benny, Bob and Jimmy Thompson in drag)
3. Commercials: (12/27/72)
   1. Paint Commercial 1 (Knocked over cans)
   2. St. Evil (Cheese)
   3. Paint Commercial 2
   4. Hair Spray 1 (blowing flower)
   5. Paint Commercial 3
   6. Hair Spray 2
   7. Pirates
   8. Dog Food
4. Church Mission: "Knowing what we now know" (Knickers) (12/27/72)
5. Benny accompanies Dilys Watling: "Fever" from
   "One Night Video Stand" and
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (3/23/77)
6. Window: "George . . . come back!" (Rita Webb)
   from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (3/23/77)
7. Hotel Sordide (Benny provides room service for an arguing couple) (Benny, Henry, Jillianne Foot, Charles Stapley, Eunice Black, Dee Dee Darlington and Lee Gibson) (5/30/78)
8. Silent Sequence: Nature Park and Zoo, Aquarium, Sauna, Bus Stop (also feat. Ken Sedd and Jenny Westbrook) (5/30/78 ending)

1. Stage play: fart (10/25/72)
2. Diana Darvey, Benny and Jackie:
   "You are a pair of T-W-I-T-S!!" (1/26/77)
3. Poem: "The Birds and Bees" (Benny)
   from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (3/11/70)
4. Paint Commercial (10/25/72)
5. Cruising on the S.S. Rumpo from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (11/24/71)
6. Rogue Nudist from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1"
   (Benny, Nicole Shelby, Michael Sharvell-Martin, Jimmy Thompson, and Ladybirds Marian Davies and Maggie Stredder) (3/11/70)
7. Sunnydays Naturists Colony
8. Moments of Television: from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1": (3/11/70)
   1. Sword Fight
   2. Indigestion (w/Michael Sharvell-Martin and Sue Bishop)
   3. Song: "Please Release Me"
   4. Tiny Tim
   5. Benny looking up skirts
   6. Song: "Stardust"

1. The Musical Monks (Benny & Jackie)
   from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (2/18/76)
2. Song: "On The Beach at St. Tropez" from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (11/24/71 opening number)
3. Moments of Television from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (11/24/71):
   1. Big Ben in France (w/Jerold Wells)
   2. Ripped pants (Benny & Bettine Le Beau)
   3. Henry the 8th (Benny & Jenny Lee-Wright)
   4. Firm Bristols (Bettine Le Beau)
   5. Calais Soap (Benny & Henry)
   6. Heart To Heart (air chair) (Benny & Carol Mills)
   7. Western Movie set (Benny & Jerold Wells)
4. Jackie Wright's Holiday
   (nudity in beach stalls; girls on plane) (2/22/73)
5. Benny & Jackie as Luke & Tinker:
   Nursery Rhyme Song (vaudeville) (2/18/76)
6. Marriage Advice Bureau (2/7/74)
7. Benny & Jackie: The Bill Stickers from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (10/28/70)

1. Office: Counting & Bent over Secretary
   from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (2/18/76)
2. Song: "Juanita Bonita Dolores" from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (12/25/69 opening number)
3. Program Lineup with Humphrey Bumphrey
   (Paul Eddington) (4/21/76):
   1. Movin' On,
   2. "Who's Afraid Of Virgin Wool"
   (Benny as Rich Burt & Eliza Tayl, w/Paul Eddington & Susie Baker)
4. Pregnant Again 1 - from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (2/18/76)
5. Pregnant Again 2 - from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (2/18/76)
6. Tommy Tupper in Tupper Time from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (2/4/70)
7. Monk Playing hands and feet from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (3/11/70)
8. Brassiere Shopping (bag on head) from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (2/18/76)
9. Dog Names - from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (2/18/76)
10. Mask Boutique Mime from
    "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1"
    (also on Best of Benny Hill)
    (Benny, Charmaine Seal, Jackie & Nicholas) (10/28/70)

1. "Come Back, Thelma!!" from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (12/25/69)
2. Song: "So Many Girls" (a.k.a. "Time Is Runnin' Out For Me")
   from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (4/21/76)
   (also feat. Bella Emberg, Susie Baker, Ken Sedd,
   Eddie Buchanan & Love Machine)
3. Bettine Le Beau: Moments going wrong from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (3/24/71):
   1. Mexican Dancer (Benny & Johnny Greenland)
   2. Little French Boy - Egg Commercial (Benny & Bettine)
   3. TV Paris Presente: "Bonanza" (Benny & Bob)
   4. German Margarine Commercial
   (Benny, Lesley Goldie, Bettine & Bob)
   5. Bar: Turpentine Beer (Benny, Nicholas, Bob & Jackie)
4. Supersonic (Rock concert) (4/21/76)
   1. Lindsay DePaul: "Be Gentle With Me"
   2. Roy Wood: "Rose"
   3. Roy Orbison: "You're The One"
   4. Benny & Eddie: "I'll Never Know"
5. Bishop's Walk (Henry & Jackie) from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (2/18/76)
6. Ventriloquist: Counting and Drinking from
   "The Naughty Early Years: Set 1" (w/Nicole Shelby) (3/11/70)
7. Good Night (2/23/72):
   1. Shirley Bassey
   2. Piano Player
   3. Dorothy Squires
   4. Nana Moskouri
   5. "Coming Through The Rye"
   6. "Me and My Shadow"

1. Your Own Food! (Benny & Henry) from "The Naughty Early Years: Set 3" (2/18/76)
2. Song: "Lovely Bianca"
   (w/Eddie Buchanan, Diana Darvey, Jenny Lee-Wright & Reflections) (1/26/77 opening number)
3. The Short and Unhappy Romance of Ted Tingle
   (also feat. Bella Emberg,.Jon Jon Keefe & Len Keyes) (3/13/74)
4. World of Sport with Dickie Davies
   (also feat. Eddie, Jackie, Henry, Love Machine & Moira Foot) (2/18/76)
5. At The Disco with Benny, Jackie, Eddie & Henry (2/18/76)

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